*YOU WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO*
Everybody wonders what the Doctor’s name is and River Song said it’s hidden in plain sight.
What if his name is “Sweetie”…
River always say, “hello Sweetie” and River is the only one that knows his name.
No seriously think about it. It’s just the sort of thing the directors and writers of Doctor Who would want to do. Mind f*** us.
Now I know what you’re thinking, “no..no….the Doctor said it couldn’t possibly be pronounced in the human tongue” Well…
Rule # 1: The Doctor lies.
Hell couldn’t his name be John Smith?? Think about it.